The hype is too real
Show vs. Tell
Great description of the difference.
Darker thoughts perch in the branches of Will’s mind.
Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.
SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME
having a really good joke but executing it poorly
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
This photo of Shaq with a seal is everything I’ve ever wanted.
i’ve just been informed there’s a metal band with a parrot for the lead singer
their name is hatebeak
ya think i’m foolin
i can’t like this a second time
if yr atheism involves belittling people’s faith and attempting to prove to everyone that god doesn’t exist don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t breathe on me thanks
All these beautiful bunnies (around 300) were rescued today (legally) from a rabbit farm. The rabbit farm was shut down for good. The cages are all going to be destroyed so no-one else can use them again. The bunnies are all staying at Big Ears Sanctuary in Tasmania.
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem